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The Bridge to Never Land is a children's novel written by Ridley Pearson and Dave Barry and published by \nDisney-Hyperion in 2011. It is the fifth book in the Peter and the Starcatchers series but unlike the others is set in the present day. The main characters in the story are two young Americans, Aidan and Sarah Cooper.
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