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{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
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{"fact":"A kitten will typically weigh about 3 ounces at birth. The typical male housecat will weigh between 7 and 9 pounds, slightly less for female housecats.","length":153}
{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}
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Roger Kwami Mambu Zinga was a filmmaker in the Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC).
"}{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
{"fact":"The cheetah is the world's fastest land mammal. It can run at speeds of up to 70 miles an hour (113 kilometers an hour).","length":120}
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Gilles Renne is a French jazz-fusion guitarist and composer.
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{"fact":"Kittens who are taken along on short, trouble-free car trips to town tend to make good passengers when they get older. They get used to the sounds and motions of traveling and make less connection between the car and the visits to the vet.","length":239}
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{"fact":"Statistics indicate that animal lovers in recent years have shown a preference for cats over dogs!","length":98}
{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}